You found me how?

I'm very amateur at stat tracking on my blog.  I have a little ticker thing that you've probably noticed on the right-hand sidebar but I really don't pay much attention to it.  I also attempt to make sense of the stat tracker tied to blogger but all it does it confuse the hell out of me.  One thing I love checking periodically though, is the Traffic Source page.  I'm always curious as to how people stumble across my little blog and I find it hilarious to see what they've typed into search engines to find themselves here.

Most common are:

• Carolyn Purnomo blog
• seriously yes blog (and similar)

And since this blog has more or less turned into a pregnancy blog lately, I've seen quite a few pregnancy-related searches:

• 19 weeks and cannot bend over
• blog v-day baby
• twins belly
• 14 weeks and showing a lot
• outie (I can only assume this is referring to belly buttons)
• how to make teacup diaper cake (shower related, I assume)
• maternity clothes office
• I could've sworn I saw the faintest blue line in the pregnancy window but it's way too early (seriously, who types THAT much into a search engine??)
• 25 weeks boobs
• pants unbuttoned (I obviously talked about unbuttoning my pants a bit too much)
• how far along would I be if my fetus is 6.2cm (who asks this stuff?)

And my personal favorite pregnancy-related search:

• belly booty party business pic pregnant (Am I the only one confused?  And I seriously wish I knew how to see which page of my blog that took them to.)

Home decor-related searches:

• best taupe paint
• black and white striped bathroom
• images of lime green dresser

Apparently I talk about alcohol too much:

• bar party glassware
• steamer bar cabinet
• Cristal bubbly
• celebrity bottle champagne posing (another baffling one)

Completely random:

• Dirty Dancing Lake George (has to be referring to my Sagamore posts)
• pouring half moon concrete foundation (what?)
• pulled a muscle blowing nose (yes, yes I did this... if you recall, I wrote an entire post about it)

And drumroll please, for the absolute best, that just appeared within the last week.  I can only imagine how this brought someone to my blog:

• can't get enough jalapenos and I keep peeing every two hours (this right here, folks, is my life in a nutshell.  haha!)